More Engrish, Oh Lord

So I bought this hoodie tonight for 5,000W (or about $4.50). If you can't read it, going down the sweatshirt it says, "Heaven, restful." Across it is printed, "Every Avenue." And in the middle is, "Des Moines 1985." Mmm, yes, it makes perfect sense... Sometimes I can't help but think that the English printed on apparel (or anything really) here is the product of some type of surrealist game, like the result of a round of cadavre exquis. I feel like I should take advantage of this ready-made absurdity and use them as a starting point for drawings...